This is my brother Hywel aka Smell, he came home from university on Thursday with his lovely girlfriend Becky and brought a gift.
This is Little Ralf, I'm not allowed to know what type of plant he is, so I can be pleasantly surprised when he is fully grown (I have been assured he is completely legal.)
Unfortunately our budgie Jesse has taken a shine to Little Ralf and has started chowing down. Therefore Little Ralf has been relegated to the desk because we don't call Jesse the B.M. (Bastard Murderer) for nothing - we used to have another budgie called Moby, but there was an 'incident'.